What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What animal knows kung fu?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

How do you organize a space party?