What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?