Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

It's Crowded!