What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

How do frogs get to work?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why was the dog so popular?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?