What farm animal is best at karate?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why did the frog have a long face?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What type of barrel breaks easily?