What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What day is your mom always right?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?