Where do baby cats learn to swim?

How do birds threaten one another?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?