What do you give an angry rhino?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?