What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Where do books sleep?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?