Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What vegetables make the best music?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?