What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?