What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

How did the vampire start his letter?

How do birds threaten one another?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What fairy loves to count?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?