Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?