What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?