Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do plants hate algebra?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

A book just fell on my head.

Why do cows go to New York?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?