How can you farm during the winter?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?