What did summer say to spring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?