What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
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