What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
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What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
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What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
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How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
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