What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where does the president keep his razor?
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