What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
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