What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
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