What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How is cat food sold?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?