Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What game does pasta always play at recess?