What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?