How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the cloud date the fog?