What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which state has the best streets?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?