Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How do you measure a millennial?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?