How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?