What did the salad say to its dad?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?