What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are all priests fit?
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