What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call a silly hill?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?