Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?