What building always gets stains on it?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where do polar bears vote?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?