Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Which animals make the best football players?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?