Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?