What does the sun drink out of?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?