Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?