Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a short cow?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?