Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?