Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?