Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?