What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What does an evil hen lay?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?