What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?