What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?