What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?