What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What animal likes to party the most?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How does a taco bless the table?