Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do you organize a space party?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?