Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do you call a singing rodent?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?