What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What siblings are always sad?
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