Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?