What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!