Why do rhinos charge?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Where do pigs learn magic?