What do you call a penguin in the desert?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why do cats give such great massages?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?