Why do cats always get what they want?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why are puppies so flexible?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?