What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.