What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why is summer always sad?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What color are all the books in the library?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which animal makes the best landscaper?