Which family member has tusks?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What country has the most fish?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Which animals make the most honest judges?