What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which family member is always relieved?

What game do bats excel at?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?