What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

I broke my finger!

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do minions always put in their salads?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why can't you trust a pig?

How do bears keep cool?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?