Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

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Why don't ostriches fly ?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?