Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What birds make average students?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?