What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
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