Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What animal floats best?

Why are goats so funny?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?