What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How can you make 7 even?
How does a cow do math?
What bee is good for your health?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
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