What did you learn in school today, son?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?