Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
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