Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
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