What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?