What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What animals make the best baseball players?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

How is cat food sold?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?