What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the foal cough?