Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Where do hamsters come from?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why is spring the oddest season?