What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What are you studying in math?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Someone stole all my lamps.