What do math teachers eat?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How do chickens leave the highway?