Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

How do snowmen get information?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?