What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which president loved to take baths?
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