Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?