What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why did the fish blush?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why are English teachers so smart?