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What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?