What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why don't ants get sick?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why is summer always sad?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?