My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

When do cows get tired?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a forklift?