Why are goats so funny?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?