What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

When does a horse talk?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?