What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why is sand so optimistic?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?