What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?