Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What birds make average students?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?