What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
How do fireflies start a race?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the salad say to its dad?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
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