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Why is money so stubborn?

Where do colds go on vacation?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?