What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!