What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?