What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a forklift?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
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