What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
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