Where can you always get cheap gas?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

It's allergy season again?

Why are goats so funny?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's a henway?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?