What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
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