What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
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