Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What does the sun drink out of?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Which relative loves rice?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What game do cows play at parties?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call an animal pop star?