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What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

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What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?