What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What kind of water does an angel like?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?