What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why was the broom late for school?