Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?