What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What's the slowest 5k?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

How is cat food sold?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?