Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do cows say on NYE?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?