What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What are you studying in math?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?