What is a duck's favorite dance?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's the friendliest pen?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you give an angry rhino?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do farmers do on February 14th?