Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why are goats so funny?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?