Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why was the spider so smart?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?