What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why was the fish so smart?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?