What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What tea do footballers drink?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
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