What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

How was the wedding?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?