What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do cows say on NYE?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How does a barber get to work?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
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