What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What's the noisiest food?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?