How does a polar bear build a house?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?