Why do pigs tell jokes?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?