What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What does a dog say before eating?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?