Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What sweet treat never panics?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?