Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why are turtles so shy?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you say to a really good barista?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?