Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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