Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why was the bunny upset?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Who invented fractions?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?