What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?