What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?