Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What's a priest's favorite food?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What kind of books do boats write?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
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