What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is the color of the wind?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
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