What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What table can you never sit at?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.