What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What is the most adorable season?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
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