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What is a mom's favorite game?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why was the bee sad?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?