Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?