What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?