What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What animal loves Indian food?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Which relative loves rice?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

How does a witch play loud music?