What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What is the most faithful insect?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?