What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is a table you can eat?

What do you call a small mom?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Where would you find an elephant?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?