Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
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