Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the opposite of irony?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
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