Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What bird is always sad?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's E.T. short for?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a henway?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
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