What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What's the holiest insect?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is another term for the price of gas?
It's Crowded!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What British bugs are the best singers?
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