What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a vacation at home?
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