What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
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