What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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