What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why is money so stubborn?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What birds make average students?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
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