What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Who are Frosty's parents?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
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