Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What animal floats best?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?