What farm animal is best at karate?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why was the math book sad?