Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What birds always travel in twos?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a cat's favorite color?
The museum curator needed a break.
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