Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
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