Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
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