Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

When is Dad's bedtime?