What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why was the math book sad?