What kind of tree loves to high-five?

How did the tree get lost?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?