Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call a happy cowboy?