What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?