Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why was the dog overweight?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?