What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What sport requires no movement at all?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do math teachers eat?