My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where does breakfast live?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the wolf say to the flea?