Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
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