What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What kind of books do boats write?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?